So I missed a plane today (ARGH). It was partly my fault, partly Delta’s. And of course they can’t put me on anything until tomorrow.* Why do I keep flying Delta? Bad things always happen – starting many years ago when they stranded Mr. Fix-It in Egypt until I sicced a lawyer on them.
I am very excited about my new job, but I was at least equally excited about The One That Got Away. On the other hand, TOTGA would have required flying a lot more Delta. Maybe this time I’ll learn? Dear Self: it doesn’t matter that it’s cheaper if it always sucks horribly.
Sooo… that was bad. OTOH, I then had a very nice, laid-back lunch with a dear friend who made time for unexpectedly-present me. Also, the corner drugstore had a random display of $1.49 nail polishes from a random small brand (Hearts & Glass) that turned out to be really, really nice. So nice I went back for more…
Dear reader: I bought 22 nail polishes today.
Is PWI just some self-enabling joke? I mean, that’s, what, like ¼–⅕ of the polishes I’ve successfully reviewed? Maybe. I worried about it briefly, but then I was like “SCREWIT LOOKIT MAH PRETTIES.” I missed a plane! I deserve comforting things.
So it seems like a good time to just post a massive dump of nail polishes, as previously warned. It’s a good thing I no longer put all polish names in PWI post titles, because that would be a long title…
Sally Hansen Seasational:
I have so much trouble typing “seasational,” because it is not a word. Even for a fake word it’s kind of stupid. Anyway, it’s a nice teal cream, decent coverage, and fairly shiny.
Sinful Colors Taupe It Off:
It’s supposed to dry matte, and it does. While it’s not textured, the little bits of glitter make it look… uneven? MK described it as river silt, and he’s right. Not flattering on me!
Sinful Colors Dozen Roses:
One of my continuing efforts to find a flattering pale pink. (Mr. Fix-It likes pink.) Okay, not great; good coverage for that kind of color, though. I have mountains of turns-out-it’s-super-sheer pale pinks.
Some Essence (not Essie!) sparkly navy:
Essence doesn’t, as far as I can tell, name their colors. This looks pretty in the macro shot, but really it’s quite dark and the glitter (such as it is) is very subdued. On me it looks rather dull.
…Jade. Right. I assume they mean as in “harlot,” but it’s still a dumb name for a tomato-red nail polish. This is four thin, easy coats; final color was okay but nothing to die for, I thought. Click for half-hidden sparkle.
This is the point where I realized I
can’t probably shouldn’t have cherries for dinner, and went to make some curry.
So, curry in tummy, I present Sinful Colors Strapped:
Very true to color! So basically it’s a (very) matte greenish teal. Like most matte shades, it dried really fast. I think this was 2-3 coats?
I… sigh. I have more queued up. But for now that’s enough, plus it’s obviously time to go to sleep, so I can catch my super-early shuttle, so I can catch my early plane. And tomorrow I will be 2800 mi/4500 km away, posting from boring talks at a conference (maybe none of them will be boring! (yeah…)) and househunting like mad.
* Actually they were pretty gung-ho about putting me on a red-eye that left at 12:14 am. And then changed in Minneapolis midway through. Does anyone fall for that??